i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it
but first, let me take a xanax
I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds
Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.
— Henry Rollins (via deadvibe)
Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don’t.
— Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via hefuckin)