when your period syncs with your best friend’s there is no getting out of that relationship
Anonymous asked: have you lost anything in your vagina?
- me: when i die, bury me in Disney movies
- me: but only the good ones
- me: if theres a copy of chicken little in there i swear I will haunt you for the rest of your life
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!